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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:47
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
King & Queen of the Ring tournament brackets revealed - Cageside Seats
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
New Pill Slashes “Bad” Cholesterol and Heart Attack Risk in Just 12 Weeks - SciTechDaily
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
What makes females believe or think abortions are part of a woman’s rights?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why did Microsoft acquire LinkedIn?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Saepe ut vero explicabo illo hic aspernatur.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Taylor Swift Won Her Biggest Battle - The Ringer
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance